johniwanski.com
"DROPPED ON HEAD" IS NOW AVAILABLE from Amazon.com for Kindle, iPad, and other devices.
Click here to purchase it on Amazon.com (Only $4.99! Cheapskates rejoice!)
Product description:
Some streams of consciousness are deep and flowing, with wisdom and sophistication. This is not that type of stream. This is more like that stream behind the sewage treatment plant that you fell in as a kid, and your mom got mad at you, and you couldn’t get the smell out of your hair for weeks. John W. Iwanski lives somewhere in his own mind, miles away from common sense and good judgment. It is from this far-away land that these dispatches have been sent.
While you read this book, you are sure to laugh. You are likely to cringe. You are almost certain to call the authorities and recommend that the author be picked up and placed gently in a room with very soft walls.
In the end, when you’re done with the book, and have said goodbye to your self-respect, you’ll smile with the hilarious satisfaction that comes only from lowering your own IQ. At that point, you’ll probably want to recommend the book to your friends and coworkers, just so they won’t have the upper hand on you.
Product description:
Some streams of consciousness are deep and flowing, with wisdom and sophistication. This is not that type of stream. This is more like that stream behind the sewage treatment plant that you fell in as a kid, and your mom got mad at you, and you couldn’t get the smell out of your hair for weeks. John W. Iwanski lives somewhere in his own mind, miles away from common sense and good judgment. It is from this far-away land that these dispatches have been sent.
While you read this book, you are sure to laugh. You are likely to cringe. You are almost certain to call the authorities and recommend that the author be picked up and placed gently in a room with very soft walls.
In the end, when you’re done with the book, and have said goodbye to your self-respect, you’ll smile with the hilarious satisfaction that comes only from lowering your own IQ. At that point, you’ll probably want to recommend the book to your friends and coworkers, just so they won’t have the upper hand on you.
Welcome to johniwanski.com, the web home of IWANSKI.
Based in Chicago, IWANSKI is a writer, photographer, joker, radio host, artist, comedian, actor, rapper, film-maker, and enjoyer of fried chicken and beer.
Click HERE for my photography books (or type chitownphotos.com in your browser)
Click here for the most recent photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/usachicago/
Click here for all of the photo collections: http://www.flickr.com/photos/usachicago/sets/
Click here for the blog: http://iwanski.blogspot.com/
